2009 BET AWARDS

30 BET AWARDS RULES

BET AWARDS RULE #1: Everyone plese dont dress like MJ in your performance!, thats only cool when Beyonce or Kanye do it. But Jamie Is Killing It with the outfits. And Lil' Wayne better not rock the High waters...the show will be officially over

BET AWARDS RULE #2: Travis Barker is the only rocker that can come to BET Awards and kill it. And did Teddy Pain really have the Nuvo on deck??..looks like he was hitting it b4 he came out. C'mon BET

BET AWARDS RULE #3 Can Keri Hilson please come help Soulja boy with his performance, cause singing to the track and saying 'LOOK' aint getting it.....the remix is baging!!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #4 Please Wear Shades You Can See Out Of, So U Can Read The Prompter!!!..And Make Sure You're Not On The Goose B4 Its Time For U To Present Or Read

BONUS BET AWARDS RULE: Please dont let the same people give out awards and they dont know it. C'mon black ppl this is suppose to be an event that is well put together, u knw how we do with last minute stuff...

BET AWARDS RULE #5 BEYONCE RULES THE WORLD!!!....she just changed clothes on stage! no one else can do that!

BET AWARDS RULE #6 WTF is the problem with BET, this award show is going dwn the drain. And can this be a real movie!!!, Martin and Jamie!!!...this will be hella funny, but set black back to the days of ROOTS!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #7 DID the QUEEN really just come out and rap?...she does it all, Jazz, Hip-Hop, Gospel?, dang!.

BET AWARDS RULE #8 Jamie may be the only host to perform twice...and its okay. He has stepped up to BEYONCE & KANYE staus. Jamie is the guy!

BET AWARDS RULE #9 Let's not repeat last years show!, Alicia shut it down!!, and brought out gr8 acts, WTF NE-YO... Keith Sweat??. But Low key, this is the jam...haha

BET AWARDS RULE #10 Has reality shows really come down to fighting?...im mad the ATL real housewives are remembered by their fighting...And they could have give Ciara another song!...but she looks good

BET AWARDS RULE #11 Not everyone can have they mom introduced with them....ppl been sleeping on Mo and Keyshia. But Keysh is getting Bey, Kanye, and Jamie status. Can we say Monica's comeback album!!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #12 Make sure u give credit, where its due!!! Joe, believe it or not, got MJ to where he was....And Bey can win the best female award every year, and thanx MJ cause thats her idol.... and wont no one stop her...SHE RULES THE WORLD!!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #13 REMEMBER WHO THE KING AND QUEEN ARE! Jay & BEY....u knw they had to put them together some kind of way. JAY KILLED IT! HOVE!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #14 Realize that social networks have taken over!!!, i bet $100 that everyone in the audience is on twitter...

BET AWARDS RULE #15 THE AWARDS ARE ABOUT TO REALLY GET GOOD!!!. The O'Jay are they ones that sang BACKSTABBERS, and Tevin Campbell, was the ish in the 90's. All of u that knw what im talking about leave a comment!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #16 BECAUSE U WERE ON A REALITY SHOW, DOESNT MAKE U A CELEB!...UNLESS U WERE A REALL A-HOLE!!!, THEN U CAN COME TO THE BET AWARDS

BET AWARDS RULE #17 WHEN LEGENDS LIKE THE O'JAY COMPLEMENT YOU ON NEXT YRS GAME (LeBron) U KNW U THE ISH!...AND U KNW HOW BLK PPL FEEL ABOUT GOD, HE SAID GOD, AND EVERYONE GOT QUIET!!!...

BET AWARDS RULE #18 THE LEGENDS THAT ARE BEING HONORED MUST BE ABLE TO STILL DO THE STEPS FROM THE VIDEO. THE O'JAY'S IS KILLIN'. AND PLEASE KNW THAT "fOR THE LOVE OF MONEY" HAS BEEN SAMPLED BILLIONS OF TIMES, AND THESE ARE THE ORIGINAL SINGERS!!!

BET AWARDS RULE #19 IF YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE LEGENDS...PLEASE DNT STAND THERE LOOKING CRAZY, BECAUSE THE CAMERA WILL CATCH YOU...I KNW YA PARENTS USED TO PLAY THE O'JAYS, U MAY EVEN SAMPLED A FEW OF THEIR SONGS....

BET AWARDS RULE # 20 ALTHOUGH DEBORAH LEE HAS JACKED UP THE BET NETWORK...SHE MUST NOT BE PHYSICALLY HARMED. STEPHEN HILL DID KEEP IT REAL WITH THE SHOWS....BUT DEBORAH LEE IS A MESS, WE THANK HER FOR JACKING UP ONE OF THE ONLY BLACK NETWORKS....

BET AWARDS RULE #21 DONT SLEEP ON ALICIA KEYS, SHE IS REALLY ON HER ISH!!!...SHE CAN DROP A ALBUM WHENEVER...BUT HER ACTIVIST WORK IS MAD CRAZY!!!....ALL PEOPLE SHOULD STEP UP TO HER LEVEL

BET AWARDS RULE #22 BABY BOY AND PLAYER'S CLUB ARE THE ONLY MOVIES THAT CAN BE APART OF A SKIT IN THE BET AWARDS.

BET AWARDS RULE #23 IS KANYE AND THAT STRIPPER CHICK IN THE FRONT ROW!...I THOUGHT HE DUMPED HER AZZ. AND JAY BETTER BE EXCITED THAT BEY WON!!!..

BET AWARDS RULE #24 ONLY JAMIE WILL BRING UP SEX AT A TIME LIKE THIS...GET TESTED. AND ITS NOT COOL FOR DUDES TO GET "MOIST"...JAMIE STOP WHILE UR AHEAD...LMAO, HE KILLING WITH THE JOKES

BET AWARDS RULE #25 BE CAREFUL IN WHAT U HAVE FALLING WHEN DOING YOUR PERFORMANCE, CAUSE SOMEONE WILL BE CUSSIN' CAUSE ITS THEIR JOB TO CLEAN IT UP WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER...BUT MAXWELL IS DOING HIS THING.

BET AWARDS RULE #26 I HOPE YALL REALIZE THAT DRAKE IS THE SAME DUDE FROM DEGRASSI, NOW AINT THAT CRAZY??....PLUS MELLO GOT ON A FIRE MJ SHIRT, WAS THIS THE DRESS CODE FOR THE AWARDS?...MJ ATTIRE???

BET AWARDS RULE #27 IF YOUR RAP VERSE HAS TOO MANY CURSE WORDS, MAYBE U SHOULD FIX IT!...BUT RULES DNT APPLY TO WEEZY, HE HAS TWO BABBY MOMS LIVING IN ONE HOUSE, NIVEA AND LAUREN LONDON

BET AWARDS RULE #28 EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BE ON THEY FEET, JANET IS IN THE BUILDING. YALL KNW HER AND MJ WERE HELLA TIGHT!!!....U CAN TELL SHE WAS CRYING LIKE CRAZY B4 SHE CAME OUT

BET AWARDS RULE #29 ASIDE FROM ALL THE BEGINNING MESS OF THE SHOW, THATS THE WAY TO END IT!!!... YOU MUST GO OUT WITH A BANG

BET AWARDS RULE #30 TIME FOR THE AFTER-SHOW....PPL GON B HELLA DRUNK. AND JAY'S VIDEO WAS OFF THE CHAIN

7 ACCEPTANCE RULES

Acceptance Rule #1: Please Dnt Thank The Jackson Family In Your Speech, We All Know How You Feel About MJ, Black People Yall Dnt Need To Run It In The Ground.

Acceptance Rule#2: Teddy Pain...WTF!!!! did he not see rule #1, and i better not see him in a Louis Vuitton add. only Kanye can do that!

ACCEPTANCE RULE #4 DON is the guy!, he can talk all day and wont nobody say anything. this man is the original VJ for BET. But no one else can do that...yet

ACCEPTANCE RULE #5 Please Dont Thank Anyone that was originally against Obama being the first black President. Wyclef messed up thanking Al Sharpton.

ACCEPTANCE RULE# 5 EDDIE LeVert IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE O'JAYS THAT CAN CUSS WHILE GETTING HIS AWARD AND STILL END IT IN "GOD BLESS"....THATS A TRU LEGEND

ACCEPTANCE RULE #6 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP YOUR MJ MEMORIES TO A MINIMUM...REHEARSE EXACTLY WHAT U WANNA SAY, CAUSE IF U ADD SOMETHING THATS NOT ON THE PROMPTER, WE CAN TELL (HINT. JOHNNY GILL)

ACCEPTANCE RULE #7 T.I's WIFE CAN NOT BE GHETTO IN RECEIVING HIS AWARD!...PLEASE KEEP IT CLASSY AND REAL. AS TIP WOULD DO. RIHANNA COULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN THERE